Harley Quine

A small dogs tale by Sir Scamp the First…Md

Ah the gullible human has decided to vacuum. Terrible racket that thing makes, dreadful, absolutely dreadful. Hmm…it appears to be occupied by its half-hearted attemps of sanitation. Jolly good, jolly good, think this is a opportune time for a minor snack. I smelled earlier that my good friend sir Cat has been doing the thing he does lately…best investigate while the cretin-jailer is busy…hmm…yes capitol! A fine body of poop. Newly baked as well, must be christmas time! Chompchomp, yes, delightful, wonderful texture….feeding you well are they sir cat? Capitol, capitol…think i should spare a wonderful specimen of cuisine like this to be enjoyed in the kitchen. Hmm perfect, yes….what are you looking at eh? Can’t a gentlehound of leasure enjoy his…what are you doing?! How dare you lay hands on me you…you…OAF! Me a bad boy? Take a look in the mirror you blasted monkey! Ouch…nononono…don’t put in in the toilet! A treat lik…oh you did it now! Now you’ve done it you son of and impure ape! I AM pedigree I’ll have you know. You intolerable, uncivilized…BARK! This is really the kind of thing that makes my bottom itch…sigh…fine, have your stinking poop! I’ve seen the things you eat…nevermind…no matter. You can’t stay up all night. I’ll get the brown delights, sooner or later. Think i might as well leave a little surprise on this cheap little carpet here! “welcome”. why yes hello, please meet my excrement, prprprprprpp! See you flush THAT in the toilet as well, eh? So sir cat, up for a bit running and chasing? The old one-two special eh? Jolly good, jolly good.