Hire Me
That’s right!! Now you can hire me for an hour or two to do almost anything you want. I can set up scripts, change scripts, sort out your databases. I could read your blog entries then post comments. I could post in your forum. I could spend an hour legally advertising your site.. I could be your friendly ear, one that’ll listen to your singing, review your poetry, listen to your rants.. your problems with your boyfriend. Basically for 5 euro an hour (6.34934 USD, 3.34846 GBP) you get my undivided attention.
Stuff I Won’t Do…
Anything pornographic.
Anything illegal.
I won’t allow you to sell my work, or pass it off as your own. So don’t ask you crappy person.
The Small Print
Yes yes it’s desperate to web-pimp yourself… but hey.. my talents are going to waste here. My own projects suck :)
Previous Hirings
In May I was hired to create a customised version of my Author Adsense Plugin. This customisation included combining my own plugin with another adsense plugin.
In July I was hired to setup a custom php.ini on shared hosting which allowed for uploads of up to 100mb.
In July I was hired to give private English lessons.
3 Comments So Far
May 27th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Hey Harley!
- I’ve just downloaded author-advertising-plugin - thank you and this is the only place I could find to use the money button ! I’m a pay it forward type of guy - like they say “money talks and bullsh*t walks” :-)I’m old and feeble and just so know I will need help sometime in the future :-)
June 18th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Hi Harley,
Are you interested in doing alittle work on MU customisation? I have got 90% of the install working fine, I need home page customised with global blog feeds. if your interested throw me a email
Nick
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March 26th, 2008 at 4:18 am
Hi Harley, I am considering hiring you to help with some things I need done on my website. I really like the author share concept but, I want to offer something like increased sharing at different levels of commitment to the project, for example say level one is open comments level, requires no real commitment, and shares at 1:1 Level 2 would require say 3 posts per day and shares at 2:1 level 3 requires 5 posts per day and shares at 4:1. It would need to monitor each user post levels and share accordingly, the plugin should also support ads for several other adsense type programs. Oh yea, the posts to my board are items for sale so these numbers are actually very realistic. I also intend to add an auction script to the site. shall we discuss this more?
Dodgy Geezer