Hire Me
That’s right!! Now you can hire me for an hour or two to do almost anything you want. I can set up scripts, change scripts, sort out your databases. I could read your blog entries then post comments. I could post in your forum. I could spend an hour legally advertising your site.. I could be your friendly ear, one that’ll listen to your singing, review your poetry, listen to your rants.. your problems with your boyfriend. Basically for 5 euro an hour (6.34934 USD, 3.34846 GBP) you get my undivided attention.
Stuff I Won’t Do…
Anything pornographic.
Anything illegal.
I won’t allow you to sell my work, or pass it off as your own. So don’t ask you crappy person.
The Small Print
Yes yes it’s desperate to web-pimp yourself… but hey.. my talents are going to waste here. My own projects suck :)


August 12th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Hello, your Author Advertising Plugin kicks ass !
I want to ask you if you can set up a modified version for me.
It’s very simple: I am the administrator of a multi-author blog and so I want to display some notes to the authors on the dashboard.
I already created a plugin which imports a static php-file into a subpage of the dashboard. But each time I have to add something new to the page, I have to upload the new file via http://FTP.
I think it would be best to be able to edit the file in the backend, similar to the theme editor.
So what I want you to do is to create a plugin, width which I can either edit a php file placed in the plugin folder via the options menu, or to create a plugin, which ads a new database table to my wordpress database and stores the text in this table (inlcuding an editor, in whch I can edit the text, similar to the Author Advertising Plugin).
How much time would it take to program such a plugin ?
Greetings from Germany
Dodgy GeezerDennis