Mwahahaha, Answers in 8:15 minutes

Lost wrapped up in 8:15 minutes.

The video above has to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Turns out I had missed a few crucial episodes from season 3. It still doesn’t explain everyyyything but at least it moves the plot on a bit more. Season 4 is still going slowly, tonight I was bored to death watching Kate and Sawyer and Kate in the future where she’s stolen/taking care of baby Aaron. Sorry if I ruined it for you there ;P Wonder how this will pan out. I’ve been sick of Kate’s character for ages now, she just will not make up her mind and pick either Jack or Sawyer, and she does the whole ‘flirty flirty with you, flirty flirty with someone else, I just can’t decide because I’m sooooo confused’ thing. Which is annoying.. oh yeah and she’s bu-tiful and skinny so no doubt the little green monster is involved somewhere :D seriously though.. she must really stink, they all must, yet here they are snogging and getting it on, and where is Kate’s armpit hair? She usually wears jeans so that’s good for covering leg hair but surely by now she’d be sporting an arm-bush??

Lost Season 4: The Answers are coming… my arse they are

Every Sunday night I sit down to watch Lost. Three seasons we’ve had and all that’s happened is that it’s become more confusing with every episode. I might be confused because I have the IQ and memory of a goldfish.. or it might be that the show likes to annoy its viewers. I want to know…

What that big monster thing was that snatched the co-pilot out of the cockpit.
Why Derek can travel through time and predict things?
Why was Penny on that screen just before Charlie died?
What’s the whole point of the Dharma Initiative?
Why are we seeing the cast in the future?
What’s the big black smoke thing?
What was going on with the priest guy?
Why is Locke such a pain in the bum and doesn’t answer any questions?
What are the numbers?
Who were the native folk that were walking through the jungle (kid dragging the teddy bear) and were they the Others or what?
Why doesn’t someone beat the crap out of Ben and make him tell them what the Others were up to?
Why are the people on the island so dumb that they don’t demand to be taken to the ship?
Why does everyone have a stupid agenda?

I have about a zillion other questions.. if anyone has the answers.. feel free to share :) Till then I’ll watch, but if I don’t get any answers this season then that’s it. It’s been three seasons already (the first one was pretty good and self-contained) and I’m fed up of feeling confused when watching it.