Lying in the sun
Posted in Pets by Harley
The past few days we’ve been having lovely weather, so here’s a few snaps of the pets lazing around outside.
A small dogs tale by Sir Scamp the First…Md
Posted in Pets by Scamp
Ah the gullible human has decided to vacuum. Terrible racket that thing makes, dreadful, absolutely dreadful. Hmm…it appears to be occupied by its half-hearted attemps of sanitation. Jolly good, jolly good, think this is a opportune time for a minor snack. I smelled earlier that my good friend sir Cat has been doing the thing he does lately…best investigate while the cretin-jailer is busy…hmm…yes capitol! A fine body of poop. Newly baked as well, must be christmas time! Chompchomp, yes, delightful, wonderful texture….feeding you well are they sir cat? Capitol, capitol…think i should spare a wonderful specimen of cuisine like this to be enjoyed in the kitchen. Hmm perfect, yes….what are you looking at eh? Can’t a gentlehound of leasure enjoy his…what are you doing?! How dare you lay hands on me you…you…OAF! Me a bad boy? Take a look in the mirror you blasted monkey! Ouch…nononono…don’t put in in the toilet! A treat lik…oh you did it now! Now you’ve done it you son of and impure ape! I AM pedigree I’ll have you know. You intolerable, uncivilized…BARK! This is really the kind of thing that makes my bottom itch…sigh…fine, have your stinking poop! I’ve seen the things you eat…nevermind…no matter. You can’t stay up all night. I’ll get the brown delights, sooner or later. Think i might as well leave a little surprise on this cheap little carpet here! “welcome”. why yes hello, please meet my excrement, prprprprprpp! See you flush THAT in the toilet as well, eh? So sir cat, up for a bit running and chasing? The old one-two special eh? Jolly good, jolly good.
Misery Guts
Posted in Moaning by Harley
What a misery guts I am today. All I feel like doing is moping around and I have no drive to do anything. My first exam is exactly one week away. This stupid bloody AICE diploma has got me in a tizzy. Muhi’s getting his balls off on Wednesday so that’ll be interesting. He’s running around right now playing with a piece of string not a care in the world. Lauri’s sitting on his laptop playing around with Guitar Pro and Scamp’s on the bed chewing on a bone.
I know that there’s nothing that can be done until I speak to a laywer but the aggro in the meantime will drive me mad. It’d be cool if I could paint or do something but I have no canvas at the moment and Lauri won’t drive me to get some.
I filled in a job application for a few of the local supermarkets, since I’m not getting my diploma it’ll probably be all I can do, even then though, it’s bloody hard to get into a supermarket to work. Misery misery misery guts.